Miss Elaine Eos
2007-12-09 16:06:30 UTC
...for Jamie Foster who has a birthday, today.
Elsewhere in history...
Dec 9 1783 Executions begin at Newgate Prison, London, replacing the
previous gallows at Tyburn.
Dec 9 1942 Birthday of Dick Butkus!
[In addition to his other fame, he's owner of _Chips_ burger
place, home of the 49c hamburger in Green Bay, WI]
Dec 9 1967 Jim Morrison, vocalist for the Doors, arrested for immoral
exhibition at one of his concerts. The arrest was due to him upsetting
police -- he was maced, then made the error of badmouthing police
onstage -- not for exposing his weenie.
[Wait -- what was the order of events?! If he wasn't under
arrest, yet, why was he maced?]
Dec 9 1971 Indian air force bombs an orphanage in Pakistan, killing 300
children. Way to go!
Dec 9 1994 Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders dismissed after suggesting
discussion of masturbation in school classes on sexuality. This gives
rise to the euphemistic term "firing the surgeon general."
Dec 9 1997 Actor Christian Slater sentenced to 90 days in jail for
battery and being under the influence of a controlled substance. He was
arrested August 11 after a cocaine and heroin binge ending with him
assaulting an officer. Slater's credits include made-for-TV movie
"Living Proof: The Hank Williams Jr. Story".
Dec 9 1999 President Bill Clinton signs legislation outlawing "crush
videos," which generally involve women stomping frogs, mice, or other
small animals with high heels. This fetish is definitely a niche market.
[Has there been a test-case on this? Ooo! I can see how
it might pass the obscenity test... But we don't need a
new law for that!]
Elsewhere in history...
Dec 9 1783 Executions begin at Newgate Prison, London, replacing the
previous gallows at Tyburn.
Dec 9 1942 Birthday of Dick Butkus!
[In addition to his other fame, he's owner of _Chips_ burger
place, home of the 49c hamburger in Green Bay, WI]
Dec 9 1967 Jim Morrison, vocalist for the Doors, arrested for immoral
exhibition at one of his concerts. The arrest was due to him upsetting
police -- he was maced, then made the error of badmouthing police
onstage -- not for exposing his weenie.
[Wait -- what was the order of events?! If he wasn't under
arrest, yet, why was he maced?]
Dec 9 1971 Indian air force bombs an orphanage in Pakistan, killing 300
children. Way to go!
Dec 9 1994 Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders dismissed after suggesting
discussion of masturbation in school classes on sexuality. This gives
rise to the euphemistic term "firing the surgeon general."
Dec 9 1997 Actor Christian Slater sentenced to 90 days in jail for
battery and being under the influence of a controlled substance. He was
arrested August 11 after a cocaine and heroin binge ending with him
assaulting an officer. Slater's credits include made-for-TV movie
"Living Proof: The Hank Williams Jr. Story".
Dec 9 1999 President Bill Clinton signs legislation outlawing "crush
videos," which generally involve women stomping frogs, mice, or other
small animals with high heels. This fetish is definitely a niche market.
[Has there been a test-case on this? Ooo! I can see how
it might pass the obscenity test... But we don't need a
new law for that!]
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Please remove your pants if you want to send me e-mail.
Lots of good cigar info, the ASC Birthday page, FAQs, vendors and more at
<http://www.ManyFriends.com/Cigars/>
A "great" review is one with the name of the cigar before the review text
in the body of the post. :)
Please remove your pants if you want to send me e-mail.
Lots of good cigar info, the ASC Birthday page, FAQs, vendors and more at
<http://www.ManyFriends.com/Cigars/>
A "great" review is one with the name of the cigar before the review text
in the body of the post. :)